Panel 5: Actually, all I had to do to demonstrate the camera worked was turn on the flash and show him that the indicator light would light up. Which makes me wonder: if I were capable of gutting a camera and hiding a bomb inside, wouldn't I also be capable of fixing it up so the indicator light would still work? Also, what if the indicator light hadn't worked? What if the batteries had run down and I didn't have time to get new ones before my flight?
Anyway, I'll sure sleep better tonight knowing the airline industry is working so hard to protect the public from dastardly three-armed toon turtles like myself.