Other stories that Uncle Kage told were about his grandpa, Rowe Dolph Conway, who was a hobo (or "gentleman of the road" as he preferred to be called); his job working at a human tissue procurement lab, where there was a "xylophone" and a head named "Murray", and an incompetent alarm company that failed to notify him of an extended power outage over Labor Day weekend; his efforts to donate bone marrow, and the three-year-old boy whose life he saved; and of course (apropos of GoH Peter Laird) the Deluxe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sewer Playset he bought his niece for Christmas.
